America’s Got Talent is the equivalent of watching a performance by the Wild Men of Borneo followed by Marilyn Monroe. After the odd feats of strength, you can count on seeing a sultry singer captivate the crowd. Then it’s back to something like Mr. Frank Lentini. Besides the sick-fascination-factor, I’m not sure how this circus
sideshow stays on television. It needs a common thread, like that blue stripe they painted through China during the Olympics to let marathon runners know where to go. In the form of a shock jock with a mop top, that blue stripe has arrived.
Howard Stern is the new judge on America’s Got Talent and he will change the show. Scratch that. He’ll make the show. And he’s the best marketing asset they’ve got. The self-proclaimed “King of All Media” is joining a panel of judges that includes Sharon Osborne and Howie Mandel. Like I said, I have never been interested in America’s Got Talent because it’s unfocused. It wasn’t a singing competition. It wasn’t a dancing competition. Contestants could choose to juggle chainsaws or river dance. Sporadic. And at the end of the competition a singer always wins. Except for season two where a ventriloquist who was also a singer won. We can make bets on which talent is in higher demand. That outcome, where a singer-always-wins, makes the other talent somewhat irrelevant. Right? It makes the show seem like a fraud and people want the truth. Lucky for them, the truth has arrived in the form of Howard Stern. And in that truth, there’s a lesson about marketing.
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